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official inspiration/ask blog for liam schwartz
Aug 13 '14

mentallynotstable asked:

Looking in the past: How did you feel when you punched Milo in the face?

pretty awful

Aug 13 '14

rasmusdk97 asked:

How long have you guys been dating?

little less than a year

Aug 12 '14

taliatheotaku asked:

HI YOU'RE AWESOME Okay awkward compliment time over I actually have a question XD So, considering you seem to know Milo quite well, does he have any little habits or quirks that nobody else knows about? If so, which of them do you find endearing? OwO)


hes really into the number 3 i guess? i dont know how to explain it because its a little weird but he like.. eats things in groups of 3 pieces, or buttons 3 buttons on his shirt and leaves the rest, or if he has 7 things he’ll throw one away or hide it to have groups of 3… if he has 6 hairclips and takes them out he puts them in piles of 3… .etc… etc….

i dunno if id call it endearing it just sort of. is. i cant even tell you how many times hes complained to me about his work vest because it has 4 buttons

Aug 12 '14

rasmusdk97 asked:

What do you love the most about Milo?

his in-your-face personality

Aug 11 '14

Anonymous asked:

does milo have any embarrassing bed habits?? please its killing me

its killing me too

no i mean literally. sometimes he rolls over on top of me in his sleep and latches on like im flotsam and hes drowning

it makes it very difficult to breathe.

Aug 6 '14

Anonymous asked:

any past experience with @Kaufman flicks? Eternal Sunshine, Being John Malkovich, Synecdoche New York, etc.

if by experience you mean watching them, yes

eternal sunshine was fantastic and is one of my favourite films of all time

Jul 28 '14

annanndstann asked:

Can you speak German fluently? Both of my grandparents were Germanic (Switzerland and Austria) but my German is very rough.

not fluently, no

barely at all anymore, actually, it falls out of your head after a long while of not using it. so same boat, im afraid

Jul 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you mean ליאם? Because ליאב would be "Liab"

i meant what i wrote

its liav, not liab

Jul 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

What do you do in your spare time at university besides text Milo??

im still living with my dad, i spend a lot of my free time at home

sometimes when im having trouble sleeping at night and alfons is home we’ll go out and ill get coffee (i know, counterproductive) and he’ll get a beer but thats really only once in a while

plus alfons disappears a lot

other than that i honestly dont have much spare time these days

Jul 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you think your mom would have liked Milo? And do you get on with Milo's mom for that matter?


i have no idea actually, thats kind of unsettling to think about

not unsettling meaning creepy exactly i just mean its something thats never really occurred to me to think about

i remember mum was always very social, she was very … affectionate lol, but she never talked to me about anything like dating or sexuality, i was too young. who knows really?

ive never met milo’s mother so i have no idea, but from what ive overheard i dont think shes especially thrilled that i exist lol

ah well. i like him well enough either way :-9

Jul 16 '14

Anonymous asked:

Do you have a Jewish or Hebrew name?

ליאב בן אלי

Jul 14 '14

murayou asked:

Is there an official story on why Jojo has no eyes? Like was he born with it, did they get scratched out as a kitten, etc.

dunno, he was like that when i bought him and he was a little less than 8 weeks old then so i always assumed he was born without them

Jul 7 '14

anxki asked:

what are you doing? havent seen you for a while and missed you. and: could you give me a style-advice? how do you select your clothes? just one colour a day?

trying to write an essay

by select do you mean pick them out in the morning, or when i first buy them? if you mean the latter, i buy entire outfits in one go, just to make sure i have something that matches them. i used to buy things a piece at a time if i liked them, but then i found my entire wardrobe had small fragments of outfits that didnt go with anything. if by pick them out to wear for the day, i usually just put them together on my bed first to make sure the outfit as a whole looks coordinated together. monochrome outfits are fine sometimes if you dont mix too many patterns or dont wear things all too close to one shade, but a splash of a brighter complimentary color can tie an outfit together nicely and offset too much of one thing

i wish my essay was on my wardrobe wtf ive literally now got more words written for an ask about trousers than i do for this paper due tomorrow

Jul 6 '14

Anonymous asked:

What would you do if you suddenly became a millionaire?

suddenly spend it

Jul 3 '14

Anonymous asked:

Would you ever become a male stripper, and would you give lap dances? I'd pay a lot of money to go to every single one of your shows. ;)

im not even mad, im just surprised you actually think this is a good idea

pretty sure im significantly more attractive with my clothes on, which is the fundamentally worst thing you could be if your profession were to take your clothes off

thanks for the super weird flattery though i guess i kind of appreciate it